I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
Darynda Jones
Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
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For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
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There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
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At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.
Sorry. I just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.
Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive there?''Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner? I shrugged. I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.
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