Andy Borowitz - At the Pentagon, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said that...

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At the Pentagon, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said that the decision to pay recruits in gasoline, while unorthodox, was a 'slam-dunk solution' to the Army's nagging shortfalls in enlistment.

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