Mitch Hedberg - I want to get a job as someone who names...

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.. All you do is say what the shit does, and add er. I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher..I'm going on break.

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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.. All you do is say what the shit does, and add er. I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher..I'm going on break. Mitch Hedberg

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