Mitch Hedberg - My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in...

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My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on four billion!.. Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six.. At least. Snake eyes! I just said snake eyes. That's a gambling term. Or it's a animal term too.

Mitch Hedberg

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