Mitch Hedberg - This is what my friend said to me; he said,...

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This is what my friend said to me; he said, Guess what I like? Mashed potatoes. It's like, Dude. You gotta give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you must insert a pause in there.

Mitch Hedberg

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