Steven Wright - I used to be a waiter, but I was fired...

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I used to be a waiter, but I was fired for clearing tables. Iwas clearing them for take off. I had them all lined upoutside. People thought it was an outdoor cafe. I said, No, these are leaving at 3. They were going to fire me anyway, because I told them I thought they should put the wrapper on theinside of the straw since that's the part you don't want to getdirty.

Steven Wright

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