Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
Life is like an analogy.
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
No one pays me to be nice.
Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
There will be pages. Lots and lots of pages. Most of the pages will have letters on them, and a vast majority of these letters will be in the Roman alphabet.
No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.