It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Abe Lemons
golf
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
trouble day retirement
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
medical school call doctor idiot
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
plays romeo
I never substitute just to substitute. I play my regulars. The only way a guy gets off the floor is if he dies.
play guy
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
clean living practice good day
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick
sick die
Coaches are creatures of habit. I knew a coach who got a deal going where his players had to run a mile in six minutes. I asked why. He said, 'gut check'.
habit creatures run
I had a team where nobody could run it in six minutes and we won the NIT [National Invitation Tournament of New York].
team run
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.
medical
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