I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream
Al Yankovic
I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair.I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
funny humor girl weird ugly
At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad.. It's meant to be a tribute.
people
As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
life fun
If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.
money happiness
I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
reading thetimes time
When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
family experience
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me, she said: Hey - you've got weasels on your face. Right then I knew it was true love.
rights
Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.
movies
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
funny rules merit work
Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.
music
I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.
chance fame
That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
reading
extremes
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