I'm an ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad I have it, I should bag it.Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair.I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.
As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.
I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me, she said: Hey - you've got weasels on your face. Right then I knew it was true love.
Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.
I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.
That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream