I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him
You write a hit the same way you write a flop
Why can't a woman be more like a man? / Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; / Eternally noble, historically fair.
A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
You're an egghead with two yolks.
I've grown accustomed to the trace / Of something in the air, / Accustomed to her face.
Men die but an idea does not.
Almost Like Being in Love
For a painter, the Mecca of the world, for study, for inspiration and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look at it, no wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother, if you can't paint in Paris, you'd better give up and marry the boss's daughter.
Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.
It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
With a little bit of luck, you'll never work!