When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it whether it be a factory or a government.
The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for them everything is possible.
A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed.
To understand is to forgive, even oneself.
To remain young one must change. The perpetual campus hero is not a young man but an old boy.
People, like sheep, tend to follow a leader - occasionally in the right direction.
Memory is the thing you forget with
Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
More and more people care about religious tolerance as fewer and fewer care about religion
A man's home is his wife's castle
Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death.
To attempt suicide is a criminal offense. Any man who, of his own will, tries to escape the treadmill to which the rest of us feel chained incites our envy, and therefore our fury. We do not suffer him to go unpunished.
To remain young one must change.
The banalities of a great man pass for wit.