I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.
Nothing risque, nothing gained.
Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
His huff arrived and he departed in it
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.
At 83 Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
You haven't lived until you died in New York.
Once in pre-war days, when curiously-bonneted women drivers were familiar sights at the taxi-wheels, I cried out to one in my dismay: Is there no speed limit in this mad city? Oh, yes, monsieur, she answered sweetly over her shoulder, but no one has ever succeeded in reaching it.
It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!