I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle
If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me
He [Calvin Coolidge] looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone come and sit by me.
The little man on the wedding cake.