Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)
Andrew Sturm
Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.
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There's no such thing as a sane woman.
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Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less.
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No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.
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I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.
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If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.
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A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.
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Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.
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People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.
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His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
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I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.
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