Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.
There's no such thing as a sane woman.
Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less.
No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.
I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.
If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.
Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)
A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.
Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.
People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.