Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.
An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he for some reason thinks it would be a good idea to give them.
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always taxdeductible.
Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
I like boring things.
Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.
Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so American.
It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous.
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.
Once you 'got' Pop, you could never see a sign again the same way again. And once you thought Pop, you could never see America the same way again.
I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.