Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.
Anne Robinson
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
goodbye
I knew I'd conquered America when Mike Tyson told me I was one mean lady.
america lady
I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him 'he can't see you'.
wonder wonders benefits bush benefit
Who obviously skipped school and bail?
school
Whose brain should be on Where are they now?
brain
Who takes 11/2 hours to watch 60 Minutes?
Whose broken out in a rash of ignorance?
ignorance broken
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all?
wall mirror
Who should have spent their money on a brain implant?
money brain
Whose silicon is sadly leaking into their head?
head
dreams
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