"I'm not a failure if I don't make it...I'm a success because I tried "
Engineers aren't boring people; we just get excited over boring things.
Consultants get paid to tell clients what they already know.
The only thing bad about a holiday is it is followed by a non holiday.
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard boiled egg.
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk
Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
For every man there comes that special moment when he is physically tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing unique to him and fitted to his talents. What a tragedy if that moment finds him unprepared or unqualified for
The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in the best of us, That it ill behooves any of us, To say anything about the rest of us.
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it well?My Mother.
BASIC A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.