A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.