Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't f*^k you, but the Jets will always f*^k you.
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a 00 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.