A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.
Banksy
At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.
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You're mind is working at its best when you're being paranoid. You explore every avenue and possibility of your situationat high speed with total clarity.
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The holy grail is to spend less time making the picture than it takes people to look at it.
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Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss.
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The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.
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All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few preparedto learn to draw?
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Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.
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My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking time.
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Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.
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There's nothing more dangerous than someone who wants to make the world a better place.
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I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.
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People who enjoy waving flags don't deserve to have one
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A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.
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Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint.
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