Barry Switzer Quotes

It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.

funny college heart head

The key to his success? He's just faster than the guys who are chasing him.

key success guys chasing

The one thing I wonder about is that those three guys in the review box. I know that all of them have prostate problems, because all three of them had to go to the bathroom at the same time and miss Vince Young putting his knee on the ground.

time problems guys young box thing

It was a horrible, terrible, atrocious offensive football game.

game football terrible

I never voted party. Never cared about that. I always voted for the guy, the person, the man or lady I thought was the best representative for me.

man thought person party lady guy

They had no game plan for losing.. Because when you can't win a game, you need to run the clock, don't let it stop, don't throw passes incomplete.. Get the game over with, get on the bus and go home.

plans home game games