The library does wonders for putting the mind in order. Just browsing the catalog, one can partake of an abundance of knowledge without ever having to read a single book.
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JESSICA: When did you last go to London?HUGH: When I read a Dickens novel. That was when I resolved never to travel there.
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I'm writing a book from the perspective of a migrating salmon. I'm titling it 'Stream of Instinct.' The style is low-functioning. While typing, I was diagnosed with autism.
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A writer becomes an author when a hive of editors plagiarizes him. A manuscript becomes a book when neologisms are turned into coinages.
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I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.
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I prefer a huge tome to a sharp epigram: only blunt words can hurt dull people
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