Most parents develop ambitions for their children far too late to see them through. If you start at birth, the child is already lost.
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Mothers do not have love affairs. Before their children they have dreams, and after their children they have delusions. If the father is involved somewhere, they have fantasies.
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Falling out of love makes it impossible to leave your children. All you have left is your reputation for their future.
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Children should have a balanced diet. They should only consume sugar, salt, and fat in equal quantities.
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