I want to go to a church that speaks in tongues and recite Shakespeare in a foreign language. It will be God's most eloquent exorcism.
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The argument from design is hopelessly flawed. Building cathedrals from the top down would provide much better evidence.
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Prophets borrow the omniscience of God to speak with the insolence of angels. But we are only impressed with their authority when they talk to us humbly, as men of inferior rank.
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When you shout 'Let there be light!' every morning at dawn, that is when correlation implies creation.
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