If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.
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Silicon weighs a woman down and makes her obedient, with none of the fluctuation of obesity.
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A woman never reveals her national origins. Once people know that, none of her information is personal. Soon they'll want to know her religion, her marital status, and her real hair color.
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Society is so short on honest women who are comfortable with looking older as they remain thirty-nine. But there is no scarcity of women who are shamelessly exceeding thirty-nine as they continue to look nineteen.
Nothing conceals a woman's age like musky perfume. It makes her smell as ancient as Persia.
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When it comes to most women I'm just experienced, but with priory nuns I'm a priori.
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Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.
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The traditional rapist is a reluctant husband, but an eager honeymooner. The modern woman is a reluctant honeymooner, but an eager ring bearer.
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