This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there's someone else to do the housework.
Ben Aaronovitch
For a terrifying moment I thought he was going to hug me, but fortunately we both remembered we were English just in time. Still, it was a close call.
funny humour
This is why magic is worse even than quantum physics. Because, while both spit in the eye of common sense, I've never yet had a Higgs bosun turn up and try to have a conversation with me.
magic physics
I did feel a 'something', like a catch in the silence at the moment of creation.
magic
Fuck me, I thought. I can do magic.
funny humor mothers
My Dad says that being a Londoner has nothing to do with where you're born. He says that there are people who get off a jumbo jet at Heathrow, go through immigration waving any kind of passport, hop on the tube and by the time the train's pulled into Piccadilly Circus they've become a Londoner.
london
He was calling it an atonic seizure because, even if he didn't know why it had happened, it was important to give it a cool name.
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