Lend me your ears and you can borrow my mind
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Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
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Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards
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If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?
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If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead
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Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
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If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
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Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
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Achieve everything and fail at the rest
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If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else
Raise a smile and lower stress
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We're on a planet, relax!
I grew up once, I decided never to do it again
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You can change your mind, don't let your mind change you
Giving is the only way of taking part
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