The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.
The things we need to train for to be successful on the field are different than what the service needs the cadets to do
They'd rather be able to run 50 miles than bench press 300 pounds.
If there's a need out there, they'll call and see what you got.
You don't have time to meet. We practice every minute we can and then we send them back up the hill.
We've got four other Division I linebackers other than Josh, so yeah, he is a great player and he's going to be on the field a whole bunch, ... but he's not a Cadillac at a VW bug convention.
We put all the medication we could in him.
They've gotten used to it. We leave after dinner on Thursday, rent a bunch of movies. We'll drive through the night and we'll try to be somewhere at 7 or 8 the next morning and stop at a pro site or a four-year school and shower and practice.
I'd love for them to start back. They have the facility.
That's what the general gives me. That's what our budget can withstand.
I have never been able to discover anything disgraceful in being a colored man. But I have often found it inconvenient - in America.