I always try to balance the light with the heavy a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to -- or can't -- join the Big Parade.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.
If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.