Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to -- or can't -- join the Big Parade.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.
If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.