People who read my magazine wax their turtles all the time. - as Larry Flynt
Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.
Life is like a bowl of old bread.
I don't believe the government has a knobby.
You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website.
I'm gonna go home and spank the clown.
Thanks, Tonto, for your help.
They're 'fun bags' not 'feed bags!
It's fun to watch butter on the hoof.
I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light.
Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.
You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher.
You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona
You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.
If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn't be pregnant now.