You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything even povertyyou can survive it.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...