I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?
I believe in running through the rain and crashing into the person you love and having your lips bleed on each other.
For our anniversary, I had a certificate drawn up that states I can never leave Angelina for eternity. It has the seal of the great state of Louisiana on it. I signed it in my own blood with a paintbrush.
If Michelle Pfeiffer gave Mel Gibson a vial of blood to wear around his neck in a movie you'd think it was terribly romantic, everyone would cry and they'd win awards. But in real life if someone does that they'd be considered weird.
I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.
If you love somebody let them know every day.
I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids and being in the game, and I need that. Writing satisfies that part of myself that longs to sit in my room and dream.
I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had.
This time I'm going to be the bride. She got me these pink panties with a big bow on them.' - Expressing a desire to re-wed Angelina in the back garden
Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally, I think it means they are good people.
Man, I was drowning in sadness. And Angelina, she lifted me right up out of there.
Tower Records is like a temple to me. I'll stay there for hours. Nobody can shop for records with me. It drives them out of their minds.