If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I love to go to Washington if only to be near my money.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]