All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.
But it comes off as innocence, which carries through the picture.
The Bob Newhart Show: The Complete Second Season
I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like
That meant I could go home at night, ... Doing stand-up comedy, you're on the road an awful lot.
The show went through several stages before it went on the air
Funny is funny is funny.
There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I'll cry.
It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.
The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four or five years. There still is, a little bit.
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.