I wish my nose would blow me for once.
Brian Celio
funny humor
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
life live scared
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
hate
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
peace violence hurt quip
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
unity individuality
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
funny humor eyes eat
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
witty
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
life people
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
people peace
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
life
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
government
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
wonder wonders door home
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
door key success
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
work
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