I wish my nose would blow me for once.
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.