(referring to people in favor of commercializing the Internet)I suppose their thinking is that since ideas can be dangerous, there should be limits on which ideas are expressed. Which is only the foundation of fascism. Thanks, government!
As you may have noticed, a hurricane didn't kill me yesterday. I will celebrate my continued life with some ice cream this afternoon.
Do you know what I need? A hammer built out of a starship. It just seems practical. Something like that would have dozens of uses around the home. All of them needlessly apocolyptic, probably, but when you've got a doom hammer, every problem is meaningless once the interstellar dust settles.
Typing up a detailed news post at this moment would not further the goals of my great society. Stay tuned for ideological update.
X-Men Legends 2, it would be so much easier to enjoy you if your characters would ever shut up.
is there a contest between developers to see who can make the most irresistable game for Brian? I'm trying to get some work done here!
(discussing how long he has been playing a particular game)I thought it's only been three days. Hard to tell without sunlight.
Sorry, I can't hear you over all the fun you weren't having while I was at E3 having fun.
I love my PSP in theory. It confuses me that developers seem determined to destroy it. I believe its sheer sexiness terrifies them and, just maybe, causes them to doubt their own biologically oriented sexuality. To paraphrase a Bluth, It's got a screen you could hump, Mikey.
(after describing all the negligent drivers he encountered that day)So let's hope I was a quantum magnet for all bad luck on Earth and the rest of you are able to stay safe tonight as a result.
I'm so physically deficient that the act of sleep injures me. It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once.
This is the part where I tell you guys that my first car was a Corvette that I got for, like, half price or something and you all hate me forever.
My car has a new fortress. It will scoff at the hurricanes this year. Scoff like unto a scoffing machine.
If you travel, do it smart. I need as many of you alive to buy as many things as possible. It's a cycle, you see, shaped like a pyramid.
Florida weather is like living with a schizophreniac. Its mood is a fractured thing; it believes in real and unreal circumstances equally; and you're never quite sure if it'll come through with its share of the rent.