If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine.
If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.
Football hooligans - well, there are 92 club chairmen for a start.
At last they've got a manager who speaks better English than they do
No cheating bastards will I talk to; I will not talk to any cheating bastards!
I lost count of the number of referees who came to me both at Derby and Forest and said, 'I'd just like to express my thanks. I love matches involving your team. We never have any trouble with them.
Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.
Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.
I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
I've decided to pick my moment to retire very carefully - in about 200 years time.