Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. Costello That's what I want to find out.
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.
Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.
You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.