I never did very well in math I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.
As far as I'm concerned, whom is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.
Health food makes me sick.
Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.
Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.
Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.
There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating.
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.
Paull has his own style, which is folksy, not canned.Religion? He's got one. His prophet's Ayn Rand.By Rand's eerie theories he's fervently gripped,So he won't do flip-flops. He long ago flipped.
All White House hopefuls we forewarn:You'll have to prove that you were born.Before Trump hits the state of granite,He must identify the planetWhere he first took on human form - A place where blowhards are the norm.
Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?
If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come'Lincolnesque' just means tall?
The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.
Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.