The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... People need to laugh.
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.
She was pretty and you never expected a pretty woman to be that funny. She didn't care that she was pretty.
Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.
There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today
In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home.
I would be amazed if you didn't.
If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.
A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.