When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it' s always 'a big breakthrough' or a 'radical departure.' Why is it no one ever says that if a straight actor does comedy Are they presuming comedy is easier
I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
Are we having fun yet
When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go.
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
I think we're here for each other.
But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
Because nobody goes through life without a scar.