Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
Carroll Bryant
I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.
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You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.
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One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
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He who laughs last.. Just didn't get the joke.
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Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
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What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
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All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
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How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
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Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
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I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.
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You are the guiding star of someone's existence
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No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
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If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.
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Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!
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