One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
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What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
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All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
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Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
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