I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
Carroll Bryant
Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
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Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
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