Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
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Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
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I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
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