My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'
...and there I suddenly found my articulate self in a dazzling land of smiling, jostling people wearing and not wearing all sorts of costumes and doing all sorts of clever things. And that's when I knew! What other life could there be but that of an actor?
Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.
When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are
I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
I improve on misquotation.
My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can.
Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.
We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans.