Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become a dentist...I got ,100 a year when I started in the big league, and they get more money now. ...I chased the balls that Babe Ruth hit.
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else.
Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it thirty-six years and I'm used to it.
If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.
That kid can hit balls over buildings.
We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
My health is good enough about the shoulders.
How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up.