No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.
Cassandra Clare
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
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City of Glass
And now I'm looking at you, he said, and you're asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me.
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It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
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I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.
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Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
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The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he'd learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed.
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Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
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Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.
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Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.
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Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.
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People aren't born good or bad. Maybe they're born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.
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My rapier wit hides my inner pain.
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I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?
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