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Cassandra Clare
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
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City of Glass
And now I'm looking at you, he said, and you're asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me.
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Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
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Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
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Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.
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Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do.
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Even in half demon hunter clothes, Clary thought, he looked like the kind of boy who'd come over your house to pick you up for a date and be polite to your parents and nice to your pets. Jace on the other hand, looked like the kind of boy who'd come over your house and burn it down just for kicks.
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It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.
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You're so easy to tease. And yes, your friend is just fine. Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive.
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And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.
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Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.
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Everything that happens to you matters to me.
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All I know is that I love you. And for the first time, that's good enough.
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Yes, she's bleeding to death upstairs, but I thought I'd avoid telling you right away, because I like to draw the suspense out.
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